Inconsiderate bus riders

Dear girl on the bus,

I hope your decision to put your backpack on the seat next to you while I walked down the aisle was really worth it for you. I have to say that I thoroughly enjoyed the guy that came on the bus at the next stop who made you feel obligated to move your bag so he could sit. He looked like he hadn't showered in at least a week. I bet he smelled good. I showered this morning. Just thought I'd point that out. Maybe I will see you tomorrow.

~Melissa